Missing Link found Alive!

Get a haircut and get a real job. . .

Johnny Damon thought by many to be the " missing link". Sports a clean shaven face after he put on a Yankees jersey for the first time at Yankee Stadium in New York. The Yankees held the news conference to introduce the ex-Red Sox player who signed with the Yanks as a free agent. The Yankees do not permit their players to sport beards, or hair grown wild. The Yankees might not test for Steroids, but they do for Rogain !

Johnny still must go through a locker room back-waxing in the preseason but has already started to "assemulate" to the collective, known as the New York Yankees. Resistance is futile. . . You will be assemulated!

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