Top Ten things not to do. . .

Top Ten things not to do, Lest another 88 years without a World Series Championship. . .

10. Cut a song "The World Series Shuffle"

9. Stop paying to have the teams uniforms laundered.

8. Ban the Chicken Dance. . .

7. Put a Roof on U.S. Cellular Field

6. Offer Ozzie a one year contract!

5. Let Paul Konerko go to the Astros.

4. Team appearance on the Bernie Mac Show.

3. Give Season tickets to Steve Bartman.

2. Appoint Pete Rose General Manager.

1. Make a Movie titled "Fever Pitch 2". . .

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