FCRB News !

Just when you thought everything was going great, low interest rates, dropping unemployment, broadband internet, comes this news from the FCRB ( Fantasy Commisioners Research Board). We are running out of Commisioners at an alarmming rate. The FCRB concludes that by next year Fantasy sports will have a short fall of 20,000 Commishioners. By 2008 it increases to 60,000 and can only get worse if measures are not taken to curtail the problem.

HB11455 may ease the short fall somewhat, but maybe too late. House bill 11455 authorizes 300 million over the next decade for outsourcing the problem to India, Pakistan and China. Soon young children in these countries will be raised on Wheaties, Play Little League, Football, Hockey, Watch movies like The Sand Lot, The Bad News Bears, and Field of Dreams, Rudy, and yes The Mighty Ducks ! Some will become Fantasy Baseball commisioners, some Football, some Hockey, and some all three ! But it will take some time for them to get up and online. . . About 15 Years !

We need all the Commisioners we can get, now! We also need to keep the ones we have. Be nice to them and the next time you see one on the street corner, tell him how much you enjoy Fantasy sports, and of course put some change in his tin can !

Animaltrout 8.17.2004